What, you are perhaps wondering, is a penis cozy? If the name is not self-explanatory enough, please see the photo below.
Even though it's warm out there, that is no reason not to don a penis cozy. They're perfect for just about any occasion. Well, any occasion that doesn't require decorum, taste, or pants.
So, okay, that doesn't leave many occasions when penis cozies are called for, but they're still fun, I predict they are the going to be all the rage among those lacking in the above mentioned items. In other words, a whole lot of people.
If my guess is correct, I will soon be relaxing on my own private Caribbean beach on a fortune made from crocheted penis cozies. However, since my prediction radar has been slightly off ever since my idea of pompom sweaters in 1981, I guess I won't book my flight yet.
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