I always say there's nothing like a good running-naked-through-a-posh hotel tale so here goes:
A friend and I were out in Colorado and went to some hot springs. We brought bathing suits and were almost through the door to the soaking room when a woman stopped us and pointed at a sign that contained at least 30 rules. Number 27 was No bathing suits. (This was to keep the water 'pure.' They didn't want chlorine etc. in their water, which was understandable.) Why it came after 'no jewelry, glass bottles or pets' was a mystery to me.
Afterward, we wanted to do the mud bath which was located at the far end of the hotel. They provided towels that didn't quiiiite make it the full circumference around so we had to pick which strip of flesh we wanted to show. I don't care to think about how many people we flashed as we pranced through the lower level of the upscale hotel. When we got to the mud room...
"Bathing suits?"
"Yes. Bathing suits."
Some lucky hotel guests got two free shows.
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